Famous Computer Viruses

• CLINTON VIRUS -- Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
• VIAGRA VIRUS -- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
• LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then E-Mails everyone about what it did.
• RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
• MIKE TYSON VIRUS -- Quits after two bytes.
• OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS -- Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
• DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS -- Deletes all old files.
• ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS -- Disks can no longer be inserted.
• DISNEY VIRUS -- Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).
• PROZAC VIRUS -- Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
• JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS -- Only attacks minor files.
• ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS -- Terminates some files, leaves, but IT VILL BE BAAAAACK.
• LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS -- Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

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