Humor from Various Sources

Last Updated: September 12, 2001
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101 Ways to Be Annoying
The 12 days of Christmas (after the MBAs get through with it!)
25 of the World's Shortest Books
Actual Unedited Doctors' Notes on Patients' Charts
Al Gore Quotes
Al Gore's Autobiographical Oratory
Alert from the Alaska Fish & Wildlife Department
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Answering Machine Answers
The Ant and the Grasshopper
Application for Alabama Drivers License
Arkansas Car Fuse
Arkansas Computer Dictionary
Assorted Jokes
The Ballad of Bill Clinton 1st version
The Ballad of Bill Clinton 2nd version
Beer & Gasoline Don't Mix
Beer Lore
Beer Troubleshooting Flow Chart
Being a Good Boyfriend/Husband
Best Ever Rum Cake
Big Blondes
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill of No Rights
Biology Lesson
Bizarre Death
Blonde Joke
Bloopers from News and Radio
Bloopers from News and Radio, #2
Blowgunning's Elmer Fudd (by Dave Barry)
Bored in the Southern Hemisphere
Boyscout Interview
Brain Cells
Bread Control, Inc.
Bronze Rat
Bubba
Bumper Stickers
(more) Bumper Stickers
(still more) Bumper Stickers
Bumper Stickers from the Left Lane
The Bunny and the Snake
The Butcher
BYU Entrance Exam - Football Player Version
Cannibal Capture
Car Acronyms
Carjacking Foiled
Celebrity Computer Virus
Cheating Wife
Chevy Nova Awards
Chicken Gun
Children as Tax Deductions
Children's Letters to God
A Child's Perspective of Love
Children's Books that Didn't Make It
Circumstantial Evidence
Classified Ads
Clinton Dies
Clinton Tragedy
Clones
Coffee Lover
College (by Dave Barry)
Computer Gender
Computer Illiterates
The Confessional
Country-Western Tune Titles
Crepitation Scores
Customer Support
The Dangers of Automobiles
The Darwin Awards
Darwin Award Winner(s) for 1997
Darwin Award Runner-Up for 1997 Announced
Dave Barry on Nature
Dave Barry Vacations in Iowa
Dear Abby
Deep Questions . . .
The Deer Hunt
The Densa Quiz
Designer Condoms
Difference between Boys and Girls
Dilbert's Laws of Work
Dogs and their Owners
Dr. Seuss Explains Computers
Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books
Duck Incoming! (by Dave Barry)
Dueling Robbers
Dumb & Dumber
Dumb Crooks
Dumb People Tricks
Dumb Quotes
Dyslexic Nurse
Ebonics: Other Neo-English Dialects
The Elderly Man About to Die . . .
Electricity: You'll get a big charge out of these experiments . . . (by Dave Barry)
Eleven Things You Did Not Learn In School
E-Mail Facts of Life
Emoticons (Smileys)
Employee Evaluation
The Engineer and the Physicist
An Engineer in Hell
Epitaph
Euro English
Excuses for your Boss
An Expensive Room
Extra-Terrestrial Hunters [ Larson - .GIF 431k ]
Famous Computer Viruses
FBI Tipster
Feeling Old?
A Field Guide to Gun Shows
Fighter Plane Regustration
The Fisherman Know Best
Fly Boys
Following Our President's Example
For All Those Born Before 1945 . . .
Frantic Woman
FUN PAGE! Sample Background Colors
Fun With Words
George Carlinisms
The Gift
Golden Saloon
The Golfers
Good Enough?
The Good Wives Guide
The Good Salesman Quiz
Goodtimes Virus Alert!
Government Activities Report
Government Lesson
Guess A Number
Guinness Stout
Guinness Stout (again)
Gun Rag Drinking Game
Gun Refresher Course
Handgun Control Inc. Dictionary
Handgun Hunting [ Max Cannon - .GIF file 26k ]
Harvard Bigot
Heaven
Heavenly Marriage
Helping a Bum
Hickbonics
High Tech Executives
Hillary Clinton's Medical Dictionary
A History of the World
How To Bathe a Cat
How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
How To Satisfy: A Guide for Both Sexes
How to tell when you've had too much work in the 90's
Humor ala Jack Handey
I Am Now a Trained Eggbeater (by Dave Barry)
I've Learned . . .
Idiots
If Airlines were Computers . . .
If Noah Lived in the United States Today . . . (1999)
Important Church Announcements
IMPORTANT! Read This Before Using Your New Device!
Injury Reports
Intelligence-Challenged People
Interesting Questions
International Marketing Challenges
Internet Junkie
Job Application
Job Opportunities in Agriculture
Karate Chop
Kids' Little Instructions on Life
Kid's Proverbs
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Kung Fu Film Subtitles
The Lawyer and the Pathologist
Let the Games Begin - after a word from our $40 million sponsor (by Dave Barry)
A Letter to the IRS
Liberal Views
Life As We Know It
Life in the 1500s
Little Blue Pills . . .
The Little Red Hen
Lucky Frog
Mallard Fillmore on Gun Control
Managers and Engineers
Marriage: The "Ligher" Side
Marriage One Liners - Rodney Dangerfield
Married Names
Massachusetts Bar Association Report
Medical
Medical Terms
Men and Women Compared - Any Truth?
Microsoft Hell
Microsoft's New TV Dinner Product
Middle School: A True Story
MIR Mirth (MIRth?)
Missing Dollar
Missionary
Mr. Email Does the Macarena
Mixing Beer and Dynamite
Monica's New Lipstick Line
Monkeys
More For Less
More Trivia
Murphy's Law
Murphy's Laws + Corollaries
Nasty Parrot
New Barbie Dolls
New Chemical Elements Discovered
New Constitution
New Element Discovered!
New Legislation Proposed by Hillary Rodham Clinton
New Words
The Night Before Christmas as Written by a Scientist
Nine Months Later . . .
No Ticket
Not-So-Famous Quotes
Ode to the Spelling Checker
Off to Rome . . .
Office Insanity
Officer Efficiency Reports
Old Age . . .
On a Wing and a Prayer (Rick Reilly)
Only In America . . .
Our President
Overworked
The Parable of the Sheep
Park rangers encounter litany of stupid questions, deeds
Parking
Personal Ads - A List of Abbreviations
A Poem for Those Over 40
Political System Definitions
Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
Pop Quiz
 Potato Guns (by Dave Barry)
Prayer for my Computer
Pregnant Nurse
Proverbs
Psychiatric Hot Line
Psychology Survey
Pumpkin Gun
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quotes about Software
Quotes from H. L. Mencken
The Rabbi and the Priest
Randy Rooster
Rating Your Party (by Dave Barry)
Real Advertisements
Resume Lines
Recommended Rifles for Squirrel Hunting
Rollerblade Barbie (by Dave Barry)
Rude Parrot
The Rules of Combat
Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew . . .
Scotsman's First Baseball Game
Sea Story
Senility Prayer
Senior Citizens Beat Inflation
Signs that Old Age is Coming On
Signs Your Might Be a Yankee
Smith & Wesson Announces New Commemorative Handguns
Software Support: Wife 1.0
The Spoon
Strange Death
The Stress Diet
Suppose Edgar Allan Poe used a Computer
Taco Hell
Teaching Math Through the Decades
Teaching Natives English
Tech Support Rules
Technology for country folks
Temperatures
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Terminally Stupid
Thank you, Bill Clinton
Thermodynamics: True Story
Things I've learned from my children
Things You Learn From The Movies
Things You WOULDN'T Hear a Southerner Say
Three Jerks
Three Pearly Gates
The Three Stages of Life
The Three Stages of Sex
Three Wishes
Tired Traveler
Titanic Synopsis
The Toddler Miracle Diet
Toaster Software Developlent Project History
Tongue Twisters
Top 10 Reasons Hunting is Better than Sex . . .
Top 17 Changes to Microsoft If They Relocated to Alabama
Top 20 Engineering Phrases Interpreted
Top Lies Told in Graduate School
Top Oxymorons
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Disneyland
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secrets Shop
Trivia
Trivial Facts
Understanding and Writing Scientific Research Papers
Union Labor
Unionized Brothel
Unusual Paragraph
Unproven Facts
Utah Born
Van Gogh's Relatives
Various Doctrines
Various Quotes About Lawyers
Virus Alert
Warnings for Imbeciles
The Water Closet
Weird Gun News
What People Never Say
Whom would you elect?
Why the British Are Superior to Americans
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Why God never received a Ph.D.
Why We Are So Damned Tired
A Woman's Random Thoughts
Would You Like To Be Bill Clinton's Friend?
The Year's Best Headlines
You know you're addicted to hunting when . . .
You Just Might Be a Gun Nut . . .
You Just Might Be from Colorado If . . .
You Might Be An Engineer If . . .
ZipperGate: February 2, 1998 Clinton Sex Scandal Update
Zorbonians [ Larson - large GIF file ]
ZZZ! [ Larson - large GIF file ]

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